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Oakwood School

10 Ways to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Meet the Zombies

Abigail enjoys boating with Fernandez and exploring new places with her friends. She dislikes camping, doesn’t care for sweet food, and really likes soup. She also loves shopping for new outfits and walking her dog—but don’t bring up cats. She really hates cats.

Before the whole zombie thing, Alec was a construction worker known for his big muscles and even bigger personality. He loved working out, fishing, and casually reminding everyone how strong he was. Now undead, Alec still keeps in shape (zombie-style) and stays cool under pressure—even if his taste in snacks is... unusual. While most zombies go for human brains, Alec proudly prefers a more “refined” palate: cat brains only. Strong, confident, and weirdly loyal to his zombie gym routine, Alec’s the kind of guy you want on your team—just maybe not at dinner.

Once a barista at Starbucks, Barbara has now taken the coffee world by storm with her very own, wildly successful brand: Brainbucks. From Brappuccinos to Zombie Lattes, Barbara’s coffee shop is anything but ordinary. Who knew that in the afterlife, you could still succeed in business?

Before becoming a zombie, Bucky-lina was a strong, smart, and totally classy cowgirl who could wrangle horses, fix fences, and win hearts all before lunch. She loved all the typical horse-girl things. Now undead, she still rocks her boots, keeps a caring eye on her zombie posse, and wouldn’t hesitate to lasso any trouble that comes their way. She’s tough as nails, sweet as sweet tea, and 100% Southern charm—even with a little extra zombie shuffle.

Cassiopeia was a quiet, creative soul—an art school student who loved volleyball, cats, books, and astrology. She was often found sipping a Strawberry Frappuccino with her sister Selene and sketching under the stars. Now that she’s a zombie, not much has changed—except for the whole “undead” thing. She still avoids mustard, Crocs, and anything orange. Cassiopeia brings brains and style to the zombie squad—just don’t play country music around her unless you want to hear a real zombie groan.

A motorcycle engineer by day (and sometimes night), Jeff is always up late tinkering with engines and perfecting his latest project. With a smile that could light up the darkest garage, Jeff is known for cracking dad jokes and dispensing random facts.

John Baker was once a five-star chef, whipping up fancy meals and signature dishes that wowed everyone—until one mysterious school cafeteria recipe went horribly wrong. Now he’s a zombie with a serious obsession for “fresh” ingredients. Still wearing his shredded chef’s coat (complete with mystery stains), John roams the land in search of flavor… and possibly a snack.

Kaito Ashens was living the high life—designer suits, fancy parties, and a bank account bigger than his ego. Now a zombie, he still struts around like he owns the place (even if he’s forgotten what day it is). Rich, formal, and fabulously undead, Kaito proves you can lose your mind and your money at the same time.

Katrina Petrova is the perfect blend of mystique and style. While she calls Mystic Falls home, she’s always jetting off to Paris for some serious shopping sprees—designer boots, the latest fashion, and everything in between. Always effortlessly chic, Katrina has an eye for luxury and an unmatched sense of elegance. Whether she’s strolling through Parisian streets or gliding through Mystic Falls, you can bet she’s doing it in the finest threads—living the good life, one fabulous outfit at a time.

Lena Meadow may not be the brightest when it comes to book smarts, but she sure knows her way around a garden! A true plant lover, Lena spends her days tending to flowers, shrubs, and everything green. The only thing she can’t stand? Weeds. Those pesky little things don’t stand a chance in her garden.

Lenny was always late to work in her past life—running behind, missing deadlines, and barely catching the bus. Now, as a zombie, nothing’s changed! She’s still always at the bus stop, trying to catch the next ride… even though she’s not sure where it’s going.

Leo might have a permanent grumpy expression, but that’s just his charm. Often found with cucumber slices on his eyes and a face mask on, Leo is serious about his skincare routine—even if he is rotting. When he’s not lounging with his beauty treatments, he’s all about synchronized swimming and diving.

Luna used to be the friendliest face around—always smiling, always wearing the brightest, most eye-blinding clothes she could find. Ever since becoming a zombie, she’s been the complete opposite. Now she barely cracks a grin, prefers gloomy vibes, and wears colors that almost match.

Robert is a lawyer who’s not only smart but also quick with a joke. He loves wearing sharp suits and can often be found enjoying his favorite TV shows and drinking Coca-Cola. A big fan of his phone, Robert is always connected—unless you try to send him an email. That’s where his love for technology hits a snag.

Formerly known as Mr. Black, the chemistry teacher, Ryanson took a turn when his cooking career exploded—literally. Now a proud member of the undead, he still experiments with new recipes. Ryanson’s motto remains: Brains are best served sizzling.

Selene Ghoulwind loved hanging out with her friends, playing volleyball, and ordering Strawberry Frappuccinos at Starbucks. Now, all Selene can remember is the word brains—not even her daily schedule. No more Strawberry Frappuccinos, only Brainberry Brappuccinos from Brainbucks. The world has ended, and only the word brains remains.

Stephanie used to be a dance floor queen, always moving to the beat and showing off her moves. But now that she’s a zombie, dancing has become a bit... tricky. With stiff limbs, she’s still trying to groove—but it’s more of a shuffle than a spin.